Your room asked for this roast.
Upload your space, choose how savage the AI gets, then turn the punchlines into a practical, shoppable glow-up plan.
Start free. No interior designer poker face required.
AI verdict
“Your desk has three monitors and zero adult supervision.”
The RoastNest promise
Your tone, your call
Gentle, savage, or drill sergeant—never one-size-fits-all cruelty.
A joke with a job
Every roast can lead to concrete changes, not empty design jargon.
Sharing stays yours
Your room only enters battles or leaderboards when you choose.
One photo. Two outcomes.
Get cooked. Then get upgraded.
RoastNest pairs the entertainment loop you want to share with the design advice you will actually use.
- 1
Pick your pain level
Choose gentle, savage, or drill sergeant. The joke changes; the useful room analysis does not.
- 2
Share the damage
Turn the verdict into a screenshot-ready roast card made for group chats, Stories, and setup feeds.
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Fix what got roasted
Switch to Glow Up mode for prioritized changes and affordable, shoppable decor recommendations.
Pricing
Free to flinch. Premium to escalate.
Try the core roast loop for free. Upgrade when you want more personalities, battles, and glow-up depth.
Free
$0
For testing whether your room can take it.
- Limited daily room roasts
- Gentle and savage tones
- Shareable roast cards
- Starter glow-up suggestions
RoastNest Plus
$7/month
For setup obsessives, friend-group instigators, and anyone ready to make the glow-up real.
Before you upload
Fair questions. Brutally clear answers.
The camera roll is waiting
Let us discuss that chair situation.
Upload one photo. Leave with a roast worth sharing and a room worth improving.
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